Sunday, May 13, 2007

Beginning of an Era, first up Keyshawn and Favre

Hello Everyone!

I have wanted to start a blog for a while now, but I wasn’t sure what I would talk about, nor have I had the time. Then some recent events have inspired me to give it a shot. The first being I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL, and the second is I’ve made some really good points regarding the NFL lately. I wanted any blogs I write to have some theme or purpose behind them. Being a poli sci major in undergrad, a few years ago any blog would have been related to politics. However after 8 years of Bush, and the democrats failing miserably to stop him from being elected, and then failing to stop him from being re-elected, I have become very apathetic to all things remotely related to politics. Although seeing the early front-runners (Obama and Hillary for the Dems and McCain for the Republicans) for this upcoming election has stirred some of my interest, but its still not to the level that I would blog about it. However, I have found something I am passionate about and have been for years now. I live and breathe football, specifically the NFL. Every single day I scour all the news sites trying to find some article I haven’t read yet. I follow several teams very closely (to the point that I read their local meatball newspaper’s articles about the team). My favorite show is NFL live on ESPN, my favorite channel is the NFL network, and every morning I listen to Colin Cowherd on ESPN radio on my way to work or school. I even make sure to tivo PTI everyday. I have my opinions, predictions, theories, and I think it is time to put it in print, so when I claim credit for it, everyone will know they could have heard it here first! Now I am still busy (I’m studying for the California Bar Exam) so I am not sure how steady these will be, nor am I going to go back and edit them and slave over my grammar and word choices. This is all off the cuff in the beginning, but hopefully they do not sound too much like a rant! Anyways, here we go….

Today’s topics include Keyshawn Johnson and Brett Favre.

First let’s talk about Meshawn, I mean Keyshawn. I was very surprised that Keyshawn was actually cut by the Panthers last week. It also made Keyshawn look like an idiot because when the Panthers drafted Dwayne Jarrett (his replacement), Keyshawn went on and on during the draft coverage how he was going to take Jarrett under his wing and be his mentor. Looks like Jarrett didn’t need long for the pupil already to surpass the master. I was also extremely confused that it happened when the first reports said he was already paid a roster bonus of 3 million dollars, but this proved to be incorrect.

The thing that got me steaming about this topic was John Clayton’s report that Keyshawn was likely going to be forced into retirement, because no one wanted a 34 year old possession receiver. I found myself yelling at the TV.

Keyshawn is a SOLID 2nd receiver. Last season he had 70 receptions for 815 yards making him 34th overall for yards and tied for 25th overall in receptions. A slew of teams are in dire need of a number 2 go-to-guy. I immediately formed a list of the receiving corps that Keyshawn would upgrade, and these would include, Bills, Jets, Giants, Eagles, Redskins, Ravens, Browns, Steelers, Bears, Packers, Vikings, Texans, Jaguars, Titans, Bucs, Chiefs, Raiders, and Chargers. However the Bucs, Steelers, Vikings, Raiders and Chargers are all sold on their current roster and probably wouldn’t make room for him. The team I was screaming about was Green Bay. Favre is pissed that the Packers passed on Moss. All the pundits are talking about how the Packers passed on Moss and didn’t draft Favre any weapons, and how he needs some offensive help. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Well my boy Keyshawn IS that offensive help and the missing piece Favre needs to take over that weak division of the NFC North (don’t get me started on the Bears right now).

Therefore I think Green Bay should make a move for Keyshawn. Johnson keeps saying he wants to go to a playoff team. Green Bay has a legitimate shot to make the playoffs, and once you are in, anything can happen. However, will Keyshawn really want to spend a year in Wisconsin? We’ll have to wait and see, but this is a match I’d love to watch.

Brett Favre and his trade request

Okay even though this next topic concerns one of the same players in the above topic, it is completely independent of my first topic, and even assumes that Keyshawn doesn’t go to Green Bay. Brett Favre talked earlier this week about being traded from Green Bay. Now we all know this would never happen, but here is a win-win situation if these two teams would pull the trigger. Vick is on the outs with Atlanta. From going through several head coaches, to flipping off the fans, to hidden compartments in water bottles, to dog fighting, even his coddling owner is getting fed up. Vick needs a change of scenery, but no one sells tickets like “the most electrifying man in sports.” Well no one except Brett Favre. Favre lives in Mississippi, and also played his first year in Atlanta. A trade would put him on a team that is a legitimate contender, instead of in the rebuilding phase that refuses to give him any weapons. However, you can’t trade Favre for Vick straight up. So here it is, Green Bay should trade Favre and a couple of draft picks (including at least one first rounder), to Atlanta for Michael Vick. Then Atlanta can use Favre at the end of his career, to try to win now, and they have draft picks where they could draft their QB of the future. Green Bay has a QB that will win now, but also has one they could build around for their future.

Again this trade would NEVER happen, but it would be an interesting solution to two teams, and two QB’s problems.

Ok those are my topics for today… but I am going to end my first blog by ripping off a great writer Peter King and his “Ten Things I think I think” from his Monday Morning QB column.

Mine will be called, “Ten Things You Should Know, That I Already Know”

  1. I know Pacman Jones doesn’t deserve to be suspended for an entire season. Our American legal system was founded upon the concept “innocent until proven guilty.” Pacman hasn’t been CONVICTED of ANYTHING and judge, jury, and executioner (Roger Goodell) is going to take away his livelihood for an entire year! Don’t give me he has had a total of ten “incidents” with the police. WHO CARES! I’ve had ten “incidents” with the police and they are about to make me a freaking lawyer, which should be a lot more exclusive than running around with a ball.
  2. I know Tank Johnson’s suspension will be shorter than Pacman’s. If this happens this will be the most ridiculous thing Goodell has done yet. Tank was on probation for another offense and was found with 6 firearms! He was CONVICTED and SENTENCED to SIXTY days in jail. After all that he is going to receive a lighter punishment than Pacman? That’s just not right. However, on a side note, I LOVE the name Tank. I want to name my second boy Tank. Tank McGlothlin… that’s a name for an offensive lineman all right. Unfortunately Melissa is laying down the veto, so it looks like I’ll have to name my next dog Tank, or find another girlfriend.
  3. I know the NFL will eventually add a 17th game to be played at an international venue. It is going to be pretty difficult to get the players association to approve this, but the players HATE preseason games. So if the NFL cancels TWO, not one, preseason games, and shows the players the extra cash they would make… I think it will happen. The NFL is exploding right now. It has probably reached a plateau of popularity in the U.S. so the only way to keep up this growth rate is to go international. Finally the real “football” can get the world wide fame it deserves.
  4. I know T.O. will lead the league in touchdown receptions AGAIN this year. T.O. surprised everyone by coming out and actually participating in mini-camp last weekend. Bill Parcels was probably pissed as hell about that. T.O. had 13 touchdown receptions last year with a jacked up finger. The only thing people remember is his stat of “10 dropped passes” and no one gives him credit for his league leading touchdown receptions. Is dropped passes a real stat anyways? If so, how do I figure out how many dropped passes Art Monk had in 1987? That’s right, I can’t, because that stat doesn’t exist. The first time I heard about it was from the T.O. haters.
  5. I know Junior Seau will have another semi productive season this year. I think Seau is about to turn fifty, yet he just re-signed with the Patriots this week. I wish he would have held off on his graduation speech last year, until he at least tested the market, then he could get a farewell celebration when he did actually “graduate”. However, Junior was somewhat productive when he got there last year (11 games, 39 solo tackles with another 30 assisted tackles, plus 1 sack), and if he hadn’t broken his arm it would have been a great storyline when he and his Patriots came into San Diego. Although N.E. had the big free agent signing of Adalius Thomas to play LB for them, I think Seau can still be as productive as a back-up and mentor.
  6. I know I’m tired of Shaun Alexander, and I definitely do not want to hear anymore about his damn “broken” foot. He is done. He will never be an elite running back again and the reason is sad. HE GOT PAID. He cashed in his big paycheck, and there went all his effort. I was always on his side. He was so underrated (until the entire world talks about how you are underrated you are, thus making you OVERRATED [the same thing is happening to the Suns’ Shawn Marion]) and I thought the Seahawks were jerking him around by putting the franchise tag on him twice instead of signing him to his deserved contract extension. But it looks like Seattle was right. After last season, maybe they should have franchise tagged him again… he might of put in at least a little bit of effort.
  7. I know Trent Green will be the starter for the Dolphins come opening day. He is due to make like 7 million dollars. The Chiefs just resigned their back-up Damon Huard and paid 7.5 million over three years. They also have their QB of the future Brodie Croyle. There is no way they can afford to pay 3 QB’s good money. Trent will end up getting cut in early July, and that same day he will be on a plane to Miami (if he isn’t already living there).
  8. I know that although it is a good show, the NBC hit Heroes is a complete rip off of X-Men. Claire is like Wolverine, Peter is like Rogue, and now this new character the little girl can locate people like Professor X. X-men use to be my favorite Saturday morning cartoon, now it is a primetime drama, that still has me watching every episode. I think if I had a superpower it would probably related to my cat-like reflexes.
  9. I know the Warriors and Suns are playing some really exciting basketball. Although I’m sure it has happened many times it was fun watching Golden State score SEVENTY in the first half, and ONE HUNDRED by then end of the third quarter in Game three. Hopefully they can overcome this 3-1 deficit they are in to set up an awesome match-up in the western conference finals.
  10. I know I like multiple teams. I love the NFL and I’ve started to like several different organizations for different reasons. Moreover, in my mind I establish a clear cut order, so I won’t have any trouble on who I should cheer for when they play each other. Still, I’ve received a ton of crap for my list getting too long… so I am trimming it to just three, and here they are. Number One is my Tampa Bay Buccaneers- in high school (1997) I got even more into football, and I saw the strides Tony Dungy was making with the Bucs by adding players I loved including Warren Sapp, Derrick Brooks, John Lynch and Ronde Barber, and ever since then I’ve been a huge fan. Number Two is America’s Team the Dallas Cowboys- this has always been my Dad’s favorite team. He grew up loving Roger Staubach… and some of my first football memories was us getting crap every week as Dallas was going 2-14, but redemption was sweet when the Cowboys went on to win three superbowls in four years. And last, Number three, the Arizona Cardinals- I plan on returning to my home state within the next few months, and finally the ownership there has shown an interest in winning a few games. So if they finally care, I can allow myself to finally care. Hopefully they suck a season or two more, so I can get my hands on some season tickets in their awesome new stadium!

Alright folks, that wraps up my first blog EVER. Be sure to leave some comments, and to mention some topics you might be interested in for my next posting.

15 comments:

Melissa said...

Great first blog!! Your ideas sound like pure brilliance to me!

TMartel said...

Vick to Green Bay eh? Even though he has received some heat lately (for good reason, I find myself uttering the words "Goddamn it Vick"), he has made some sincere attempts for improvement. It MAY be an attempt to offset all the bad press he has gotten, but whatever makes him better at becoming the electrifying quarterback he is destined to be works for me. And David, fuck TO. Seriously. He is such a little bitch primadonna that I HOPE will be retiring very soon. And you didn't even talk about the leaps and bounds that the Patriots have made (aside from thier linebackers). Talk about their gains in the receiving aspect. My God, as much as I absolutely hate them, they have made some incredibly good moves this offseason altogether. Oh and if you didn't read it earlier, fuck TO.

Kristi said...

NICE! How do I subscribe???

I hate TO. I hated him in SF. I hated him in Philly. I hate him in Dallas. Sorry dude.

But the Keyshawn to Green Bay idea has some merit! :)

~Kristi

RachelO said...

OK, so my first question is why did they have Keyshawn commentating on the draft?? When I was watching, I kept wondering why they would have an active player participating as a sportscaster? That made no sense to me. I knew it was only a matter of time before he said something stupid or something that would later prove to be stupid, and look! He did! Besides, I personally didn't find anything else he said during the draft particularly worthwhile anyway.

Second, I started to have a heart attack when you mentioned Art Monk, but you didn't diss him, so its ok. And to answer your question about how many passes he dropped in 1987...I'm sure it was zero because he is a super human god. :)

Good stuff though David. Keep it up man. Its nice to read a blog written by someone who actually knows what they are talking about.

-Rachel
PS - Go Redskins!

Unknown said...

I've never seen Heroes but I hear it is a good show and they are forced to use second-rate X-men because if they signed the real Wolverine they would bust the salary-cap. Maybe they should go after Gambit and trade them a couple of draft picks...

Brad said...

First off, nice work getting a forum for your bigoted views. I will now address where you are right, and where you are wrong.
The Favre/Vick issue. Good idea….however, the Falcons are NOT a contender, even in the NFC. They are at best 2nd in their own division, likely 3rd. But if Vick doesn’t win a playoff game, not just get them there, but advance, he is done in ATL…..well, win a playoff game AND stay out of trouble.
I agree, Keyshawn to Green Bay (TWO WORDS) makes the most sense.

To your points….

YOU’RE WRONG - Pacman should be banned from the league. This isn’t about the “legal system”. This is about an employer disciplining their employee for a GROSS violation of their conduct policy. I know if you were running a business, and every other week one of your guys was right in the middle of bad things, you’d let him go too. Props to Goodell. Plus, before their meeting Goodell told him to stay out of trouble. So what does Pacman do? Goes out after his slef imposed midnight curfew, drives on his suspended license, and get pulled over for speeding! Oh, and then he hits up the strip club right before his meeting with the Commish. Kick him out now

YOU’RE RIGHT - I agree Tank will get shorter. One season minimum.

YOU’RE RIGHT - I’m for eliminating a preseason game, and one overseas wouldn’t suck, but being a stat nerd, the biggest adjustment will be with records and such

YOU’RE WRONG – The NFL receiving TD leader will be…..Randy Moss. I know, it’s sad but it’s true. After he ran that 4.29, and with Brady…..ugh…..I hate the Pats.

YOU’RE SORTA RIGHT – Define productive. He’ll be ok. 30-50 tackles….zero starts…..eh.

YOU’RE RIGHT – Shaun got his $$, and there went his work ethic

YOU’RE RIGHT – Green will be their starter for the first 6-7 games, but either he will suck it up, or get hurt, and then Beck takes the reigns for a 3-4 Dolphins team

centojack81 said...

Dude, that blog was totally worth it. Some comments on a couple points.

I hate TO, but I hate ESPN and other media outlets even more for covering the guy. TO is the media's darling, and thats what I hate the most. Oh and speaking of the media, Colin Cowherd sucks. I was yelling at my radio when he was talking about how great the BCS is. I'm okay with Dan Patrick and Mike and Mike to a point, but not Cowherd.

The Vick for Favre trade would be ingenious, but ya it won't happen. Green Bay ownership would be crucified if they let their hero retire in any other uniform. Keyshawn could work, but he doesn't have as much left in the tank as Moss.

I don't think the NFL should add a 17th game yet. They should add at least a couple more teams before expanding the schedule. The preseason can go four games, but I wouldn't go longer than that.

I have to vehemently disagree with you on the Cardinals. I currently live just 10 minutes from the stadium and the breed of football they played there during their first year was downright depressing. Their first game against the Niners was fun, but after that it was all downhill as usual (you saw that Bears game right?). The Cards should have been in the playoffs last year with all the talent they had. But their the Cardinals for a reason. Same old Cardinals, nicer stadium.

One more thing. Next year's fantasy football draft needs to be live. I don't care if its at midnight, we need to have a live draft next time. Hell, I'll drive to San Diego for the draft. By the way, when you comin back here to the desert?

Cha.Contreras said...

Dear David James,

Say what you say but at the very end you know who the winner is.
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Ricardo said...

Congrats on your new blog, my friend. Know that I, your football predictions mentor will keep close tabs on you to make sure you keep it real.

That being said, I have several comments on your first post:

1. Don't worry about Melissa not allowing you to name one of your fifteen kids "Tank" (what was your total-number-of-kids formula again?). All you have to do is call him Tank as soon as he does something Tank-ish in front of a few of your friends, and the nickname will stick. Feel free to invite me over when you plan on doing this and I will oblige.

2. How DARE YOU call AMERICAN football, "the real football"?? Let it be known to the readers of this blog that this comment is a personal jab at several key friends and maliciously designed to promote comments from said friends.

Dave is a legitimate soccer fan. He loves Chivas de Guadalajara. I have seen Dave cheering and yelling for Chivas on multiple occasions. Additionally, we have had this conversation before and he understands that American football is a spin-off of soccer, just like rugby, Australian football, hockey, lacrosse, etc, etc and should not even be using the name "football". I chalk this comment up to pure Fox News-style, attention-getting, feather-ruffling.

3. Wouldn't your superpower be either physics-defying flotation or speed-winking?

Kathy said...

I really can't comment on most of the football stuff. Now baseball... that would be another story! LOL! What I can say is if GB would take Vick for the Favre trade, it would be good for all concerned. As talented as Vick is, he has alienated himself in Atlanta. As Sheryl Crow once sang, "I think a change would do you good." Favre would fit right in with Atlanta fans. Sounds good to me...

Heroes rocks! It may be an X-Men rip-off, but if you are gonna rip off a comic/cartoon, what better choice is there?? Along that theme since I am a HUGE sci-fi geek, if you haven't yet watched Battlestar Galactica, rent the first three seasons! It is incredible!

bgolden said...

These are special days... the NFL is in its prime, the Bears are Super Bowl contenders, and there is a great new blog about the NFL spoken with the eloquent verbosity of a NEW LAWYER!! Special days, indeed. So, first of all, CONGRATS BUDDY! Good luck on the bar, and then AT the bar!..

Okay. Enough mushy back-patting. It's time to address some of your comments. I'll borrow Bradley D's McLaughlin-like "YOU'RE RIGHT!"-"YOU'RE WRONG" style, and give it a cheezy twist. Dave, welcome to "PROPS & FLOPS: a philosophical retort by a guy sitting bored in stats class"

PROPS (more back-patting)

NFL-love:
Dave, I am impressed by your love and devotion to the world's greatest sport. While there was a time when I, myself, once ate, drank, digested, shat, wiped, and then rubbed its excreted goodness into my skin, the NFL has been tougher for me to follow religiously with my tough schedule. However, you are ever-loyal, despite similar demands of your time. Applause to you.

Meshawn:
Usually John Clayton is pretty on-point, but he's way off on this one. When are these "expert analysts" gonna stop looking at the number next to "Age:" when considering a man's productivity in football.. or in anything, for that matter?! I would argue that men in their 30's are smarter, more productive, and better-looking.

Master Seau:
Weird that a "Junior" is the mentor in NE, but that he is. Scary to think of how good Adalius may be if he keeps an ear open.

Alex$ander:
Ah.. the beautiful fairy-tale story of Underrated-to-Overpaid-to-Overrated. Sigh.. just wanna cry.

Trent follow the Green:
Ah.. the beautiful fairy-tale story of getting hurt and losing your
job to some grocery-bagger who went
on to be the frickin MVP -to- bleeding red and yellow and being Underrated/Underappreciated, getting hurt and losing your job to some Scott Mitchell -to- being free to be appreciated by someone willing to pay you. Let us wish this poor guy some luck in Miami.

Heroes:
This show rules! While my scientific sensibility cringes at the explanation for their powers, I recognize it is just a goofy comic-show, and I LOVE IT! Dave, would your cat-like reflexes only be activated when you donned the head band? Ha! If I had a super power, it would probably be to engulf my enemies with the blood from my bleeding heart.

FLOPS (say what, Dave?!)

Political Apathy:
I agree it has been a horrifying tenure lead by the Bushies, but this is no time to give up on your country, Dave! This may, in fact, be one of the most important elections in our history! I have a lot of candidate-weighing to do yet, but I will be following closely. I'm reading a little about Mitt Romney now (hey, everyone deserves a chance!) Dave, don't give up on democracy, however sullied it may have been left by this administration. America!! It's FAN-tastic!

Trade for Favre?:
You are higher than Vick if you think that Atlanta should trade Vick for Favre. First of all, as you pointed out, Favre is bitching about the Pack not pursuing Moss and having no weapons. What would he have in Atlanta?! Secondly, do you think GB would want Vick?! Have you seen that shivering bitch on the sidelines when he travels north for winter games? He can't hang in the cold. I agree that this trade would never happen, but it's because it would be senseless. If it were to happen, you would only have one cold brother in an eskimo coat, sneaking totes from his earmuffs in Green Bay; and some gray-bearded, once-valiant, now-whiney, ex-alcoholic in Atlanta. Same unhappy faces, just in new places (Like that rhyme?!)

Ghost-Killa:
Dave. You can't be serious about Pacman. What has law school done to you? The end of game 4 of the Suns-Spurs series is a prime example. The league decided to follow the "letter of the law" in punishing players, and as a result, the innocent suffer while the villains prevail. Goodell decided to spare the innocents in the world from the reckless havoc that Pacman has decided to rain down on our world, by humbling him and threatening his livelihood. Wake-up call! Goodell didn't need the law to make this decision. He needed his sensibility. I applaud him.

17 games:
For some reason, I don't care much about this issue. It doesn't matter to me if the rest of the world recognizes real football. In fact, it could be BAD. The NBA was once in its "Hay-day", and thought it necessary to share its gift with the world. The result?.. A generation of spoiled, apathetic American ballers who can't even hold a candle to the play of a bunch of skinny, little Euro-slovakians. I don't wanna lose football to the world. And don't say that it couldn't happen, because we're too superior. We swore it couldn't happen in B-ball, but the world showed us that technique will always conquer athleticism.

TO:
As a distinguished gentleman once put it, "Fuck TO."

A man named Tank:
Everyone needs to give my boy a break now! Seriously, if your mamma and poppa decided to name you Tank, you would follow one of two paths: You would try to transform your body into a massive, armored vehicle and leave tread marks over those foolish enough to stand between your hashmarks.. or you would amass an armament worthy of your name. Sometimes you would do both. Give a brother named "Tank" a break, y'all!

The Golden State Convicts:
They are fun to watch for two reasons: crazy-exciting play, and CRAZY play. Those guys are insane. I have huge love for Davis' game, but the rest of those goons are scary. Ask Don Nelson if he cries before he straps on his Kevlar vest before every practice with this team.

Multiple Teams:
Lame-o! It must be nice not to have to cry when your team sucks ass, because you have your "other" teams. I'll give you some slack, because I grew up with a soft spot in my heart for the Browns; and I would like to see the Cardinals emerge from their misery--but everyone knows that I live and die for THE BEARS. Do you live and die for the Bucs, Dave? Or is it just your favorite step-child?

So, that's that Dave! Love your blog. Gait class now, so gotta pay attention. Congrats again!!

Brad G.

Corey said...

Dave, I know you threw that "real football" comment out there to provoke me, but I can't respond to that.

I'm loving the blog, but if I may, I'd suggest a little more focus. I mean, there's just way too much to comment on.

Brad said...

Topics for this Friday...draft pick contracts, Faneca, NFL Draft to prime time, does Favre have a right to gripe, and veterans likely to be June 1st cuts

Ricardo said...

I've decided that from now on, I'm going to refer to the sport the NFL plays as United States Hands Football (or USHF for short). And consider yourself lucky that I've decided to keep the football part of the name.

Anyway, I will comment on your USHF-specific remarks in the form of predictions. Here now are the Bold Predictions of Bebodamus.©

1. Keyshawn is not done as a player. I agree with your assessment that many teams can benefit from his services. I'd love to see him with the Chargers or New England, but I think he'll end up with the Packers.

2. Brett Favre, on the other hand, is done. Like everyone else, I love the guy's attitude and what he's brought to the game (USHF) over these last many years. Unlike many others, I am not afraid to say it like it is. The dude is DONE! It's sad to see a legend go on and on. He's turning into freakin Roberto Duran. Let it go, dude!

3. Favre for Vick only works because they're both finished. Favre is done athletically and Vick is done legally (at least for this year). Ron Mexico will be charged for staging dog fights (a felony) and suspended the entire year.

4. TO will do well this year. Dallas will underperform again.

5. Under my watchful eyes, Seattle will do better this year and so will Dave's boy Shaun. I do agree however that he lost the little mojo he had.

bgolden said...

Since there are other sci-fi geeks on here, just thought I'd share this little clip someone threw together of Star Trek vs Star Wars. I got a good kick out of it. Enjoy!

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=58721